Five Repulsive PS3 Trophies

With all the silly controversy surrounding God of War: Ascension lately, we decided to list five trophies that could be considered just as bad as the "Bros before Hos" trophy.

The gaming world was recently rocked by Adam Sessler's disgust for the "Bros before Hos" trophy in God of War: Ascension; even though there were a couple of things he was ill-informed about. Original-Gamer wrote an excellent piece that explained that the trophy was actually not about hatred and violence towards women. Sessler failed to see that the trophy was geared more towards Orkos helping out Kratos in his time of need. Check out the video below for reference.

The irony of the situation is that according to God of War: Ascension director Todd Papy, a female producer came up with the name for the trophy! Unfortunately since we must nit-pick and throw a hissy fit over the title of a trophy and make false accusations, why don't we take a look at some other inappropriate trophies.

 

Obedience School – God of War III

Deliver 50 kicks to Hounds. 

 

This has got to be the most disgusting act in any God of War game! Screw the "Bros before Hos" nonsense, this is abuse to poor innocent demon hounds that should not be overlooked. It is quite cruel and disgusting the way Kratos treats these poor innocent creatures from the depths of the underworld, and it should not be taken lightly! I say we start a petition to get this trophy removed from the game completely! Someone contact PETA because we obviously have some Michael Vick lovers in the gaming industry! 

 

Little Pecker – Fat Princess

Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game.

 

This has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard of. It's no wonder Titan Studios dissolved, especially after this grotesque display of immaturity. Fat Princess is a game made for a younger audience. The studio should not have thrown in a trophy called Little Pecker thinking their little inside joke is funny, when in reality it is insensitive and inappropriate to people who suffer from TPS. I say we boycott Fat Princess and show that we will not allow such filth to penetrate; or should I say attempt to penetrate our gaming culture.

 

Dastardly – Red Dead Redemption

Place a hogtied woman on the train tracks, and witness her death by train.

 

Referring to a female as a ho is one thing… kidnapping one and placing her on a train track only to watch her get splattered is another. Red Dead Redemption is promoting hatred towards women by telling gamers that it's OK to kidnap a woman, hogtie her, and watch her explode into a million pieces by a oncoming train. Those sickos at Rockstar deserve to burn in fiery hell fire for condoning such activity! 

 

Cheney? – Payday: The Heist 

Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun.

 

This blatant lack of respect to the greatest Vice President of all time shows just how politically insensitive the folks at Overkill Software are. It's not Cheney's fault that the guy he was hunting with just so happened to put his face next to Cheney's gun. Every true red blooded American knows that it was an accident, yet these people decide to poke fun at a national treasure such as Dick Cheney. I pray that not only this trophy gets removed, but the game as well!

 

Harder Dick's Balls – Pain

Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene.

 

Yet another disgusting and perverted display in gaming. The developers behind the early PSN title Pain really have a hard on for making sick jokes. This game, like Fat Princess, is rated T for Teens; and promoting such a graphic term as a trophy title is sick and demented to the honest youth of today's culture! Even the crude shape of an erect penis is made in the trophy image! This is yet another game that deserves to be taken out of the PSN library and completely obliterated. 

 

We here at Junkie Monkeys hope you enjoyed our piece on five offensive trophies, but we would like to end this piece on a more serious note.

Everyone in the world has their own personal views and opinions on various topics and whether people agree or disagree is completely up to them. The fact of the matter is that Mr. Sessler made a ill-informed rant about something so small that it is now forcing a company to make a change that shouldn't be made. I know I am not alone here when I say that Sony Santa Monica should leave the "Bros before Hos" title alone and ignore the silly negative press. There is no wrong doing on SSM's part and no one should get offended over the name of a trophy. If that's the case, I'm sure there are a couple of dozen trophies out there that could be taken as offensive, yet this is the first time I hear of such madness. It's ridiculous to bring down a game simply over the title of a trophy.

Let us know of any trophies you think could be taken as offensive and we'll gladly add them to the article.